Time for the nerd factor to go up a notch :)
My dear hubby found this quiz that would tell you want NetHack monster you would be. This is what came up for me:
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If I were a NetHack monster, I would be a unicorn. Most people are only after one thing - I try to maintain a quiet and respectful distance until I feel sure that I can trust someone.###u#+.
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So come on, take it too and let me know what monster you are :D